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Ovo mora da su pisali oni Mađaroni koji žele da nazovu most po Čaku Norisu!!!

Ko zna?…al mnogo je jako

Ahahahaa… most po Chuck-u!!
Ipak nisu Bosancherosi jedine budale… (Onaj trip sa spomenikom Bruce Lee-u u Mostaru ili tako negde… Mislim piramide da ne pominjem)

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Nastavak sage o ChuckNorrisu:::
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting… CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. The Pacific was made when Chuc Norris decided he needed a bigger swiming-pool! Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. Chuck Norris doesn't have to eat, but he does it anyways to be cool. If you rearrange the letters in „Jesus Christ“ you get „Chuck Norris“, but you have to try really hard. Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and he shits out masterpieces. Chuck Norris once made a movie using only the line, „I'm Chuck Fucking Norris“ repeated hundreds of times. This movie never made it to the public because Vin Diesel was extremely jealous that Chuck Norris was the first one to come up with the idea of a movie involving street racing in the import scene. Vin destroyed all the movie footage, copyrighted the phrase „I'm Chuck Fucking Norris“ and made The Fast and the Furious. In return Chuck Norris cast a spell on Vin Diesel that would make all his movies suck. Chuck Norris's dick is the reason why Dakota Fanning's teeth are so messed up. Chuck Norris rejected an invitation to Vin Diesel's house to play Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 as he was busy playing his Xbox 1080 and Playstation 5. Chuck Norris will only have sex with women who agree to do it on his bed of nails. Needless to say, it is the best sex they will ever have. The „S“ on Superman's suit was woven out of chest hair taken from Chuck Norris as he lay unconscious from an intense Total Gym workout session. This is the true source of Superman's powers. (dhak noris je imao reklamu gde reklamira vezbanje u teretani) One time Chuck Norris got bored so he flew to England and orally sodomized the entire royal family. Chuck Norris' Testicles are named „Conan“ and „Thor“. When asked why he named them like this, Chuck said, „By the Power of Grayskull, I Have the Power!“ The original theme song to the Transformers was actually „Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,“ and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. Genijalno. 

Ma ja ne verujem .....

And, we're back! :::::::::::::­:Legende i dalje kruze…
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. ;D
-Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they're all poisonous.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-CNN was originally created as the „Chuck Norris Network“ to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
-A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
-The opening scene of the movie „Saving Private Ryan“ is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
-Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell „What The Hell was That?“
-Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
-The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
-Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a „Who has more testicles?“ contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
-Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
- Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Cak Noris je izjavio da mu se bas svidjaju ove cinjenice, i redovno ih prati.Inace ovo je izraslo u svojevrstan internet fenomen…nesto kao onaj lik iz Kostolac kod nas
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Ko sme da se USUDI da veceras na pinku NE ODGLEDA NAJJACI FILM SVIH VREMENA (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090927/)?????Da li ce pink smeti da zakasni sa emitovanjem (22.00)?Hoce li smeti da pusta reklame za vreme filma??3:)3:)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94 ;D;D;D