Uwe Boll can't SELL a role in Far Cry – briefly
(hx) 08:01 AM EDT – May,28 2007 – Post a comment
This may be the greatest story of all time. Movie abortionist and glorified pornographer, Uwe Boll, is set to direct a movie based off first person shooter Far Cry. Because he simply can't get D-grade actors to do their jobs badly enough, the good Mr. Boll has taken to selling a film role on Ebay, presumabely so that he can finally find himself the worst actor of all time – one so inconceivably atrocious, he has to purchase his own job. Bidding started at 2,498 euros (US $3,360). Not did the winner get five days on the set with Uwe, he or she would also have to cover things like the flight and the hotel. Any takers? No, it looks like. The idea that Uwe thinks people would pay to be in his movies, let alone watch them, is HILARIOUS! If you can't PAY people to star in your films, it's probably not a good idea to try and CHARGE them. Anybody interested can go here and bid, or just laugh as the auction unfolds to the stony sound of silence.